Pseud’s corner…

the title yells it all……… entries n comments invited…..

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
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Things should me made as simple as possible but not simpler- Einstein

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"The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin u."

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"In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

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Bachelors know more about women than married men.If they don’t they’d be married too.

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Sure God created man before woman.But then you always have a rough draft before the final masterpiece.

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Never argue with a woman when she’z tired …or when she’z rested .!

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To generalise on women is dangerous.To specialise on them is infinitely worse

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For you i am an atheist.For god i am the loyal opposition

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hez not afraid of commitment, he is monogamously challenged.

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The male brain works in two parts.. the "before sex part" and the "after sex part".

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Consciousness – tha annoying time gap between naps!!

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