WOrD makeover!

Vagueness seems to be the ‘in thing’ these days [being sensitive to other people’s feelings and not hurting their feelings]

A fatso may not be a fatso anymore because he is ‘horizontally challenged’ now!! Similarly a pipsqueak is not ‘short’, he is merely ‘vertically challenged’.

We have ‘sanitation engineers’ now [garbage collectors] who do much more work than our elected useless representatives!

You might call these euphemisms but now they have been given a new label

“POLITICALLY CORRECT”

[PC] language.

This political correctness is carried to the extremes in some cases.

Now a lazy ass can be ‘motivationally deficient’ or ‘energetically declined’, but certainly not lazy! Duh!

Introverts can be ‘conversationally selective’ and not ‘shy’! A person may have ‘deferred success’, he does not ‘fail’ remember.

I know it can get more irritating when you say ‘negative patient care outcome’ instead of ‘he died’!

I have more comin’ up hold on!!

~ He is not a bad dancer. He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

~ He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK. He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

~ He is not a MALE CHAUVINISTIC PIG. He has SWINE EMPATHY.

~ He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME. He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATE DESTINATIONS!

~ He does not act like a TOTAL ASS. He develops a case of RECTAL-ANAL INVERSION!!!!*#$#

~ be happy you’re not BALDING anymore; you’re in FOLLICLE REGRESSION PHASE

If this ridiculous trend of being politically correct continues?????????????????????

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I quote too #1

There is soo much optimism when i  say 6.45 am than  when i say quarter to  7 !!!

-yojita

TRUST ME !!

Biaaatch!!! I get soo pissed when[ hold on,I got a vairy huge list] …when you :
# are ignorant that I exist
# hit me on thy butt coz its cute
# don’t clean up your chaotic shit
# do clean up your same old chaotic shit
# make me go crazy and really crazy and paranoid
# don’t appreciate my ‘crap’ creating ability
# almost yap inside my brain with your baritone
# you get drunk n hurl in my bathroom!![eeew]

When I AM soooo like water on A dUcK’s back!

p.s: trust me,u never ever expected to get this from me, but heavens yea u got it !

WORD VOMIT !!

I am more than what the mirror doesn’t even show
I am more than somebody’s beautiful painting
I am more than the color of my skin
I am more than a fairy tale princess
I am more than your ego
I am more than the thoughts in your brain
I am more than what you don’t know
I am more than the unexpected
I am more than not being eternal
I am more than my selfishness

OHHH fiSHhh …OHH ! then what am i?

TINY TO-Do

• Drink coffee..do stupid things faster with more energy.
• Look to the left n scream
• Books , books ,books—annoy that store owner
• Go get some food
• Don’t useless shop
• Stop blah blah-ing
• Wake thy ass up in the morning not early early morning though
• Save time
• Eat less and yell more
• Pig ..sucha pig
• STUDY 😛 😛 😛 😛 lol
• Stop acting like you’re drunk if caffeine deprived
• Colorful colorful —-??
• You are not the queen of procrastination …may be the one beside you!
• Ready to slog thy elf the whole day
• Damn!!!

P.S :: ab kaiku ghoorra re …dimakh kharab -this is for you -> don’t take yourself too seriously,nobody else does!!
Lite le baap.

HOW SMOKING HARMS WOMEN MORE!!

1.  Women stand to lose about eight years of productive life to smoking

• They are 25 times more likely to develop cancer
• Heart attacks may occur earlier than in smokers .
• Chances of heart attacks are 20 times more for those using oral contraceptives!!! [ beware]
• Smoking can mess up women’s reproductive systems,fertility,trigger mental disorders!!!!!!
• Smoking during PREGNANCY is known to cause still or premature births and abortions.
• Passive smokers breathe side stream smoke which contains three times more nicotine and tar and 50 times more cancer causing substances!!!

MISSING MY SISTER!

Once upon a time my sister

had left to qatar

i am very happy , as now i am free from that fighter..

i dont at all miss her

as she was a crusher of  my freedom

she thinks she is my master

why cant she be a builder of my confidence??

she shouldn’t act superior

as she was a annoyer..

i dont at all miss her….

 

   this particular piece of thing [ i do’nt realli mind whatever you call it] was written by li’ll ME  for an english rhyming word exercise  in school .. it sounds very naive and stupid now! my teacher laughed her lungs out then i  dont know why!

but apparently my sister was waiting in the qatar airport when i found this piece of **** …n i realized  i miss her like crazy!!! 😦 😦 😦

*sister* is something the best that happened to me !!! 🙂

i love u sis!!

conversation!

XYZ: hey

ME: im bored

XYZ:sounds very not interesting why u are not unbored,so what else

ME:nothing interesting!!!

XYZ:are u actually taking notes or u just faking it..man things are so very boring..need to find a new hobby!

ME:yeah

XYZ:tell me something i dunno about u !!?

ME: im a very cold person.

XYZ: i am very hot but thts something u already know!and i am very selfish,i do somethings for the sake of me..

ME: obviously im not totally selfless either!!

XYZ:no but i am more selfish than u think,i am very devious in my thoughts i play wid people like a game for my sick pleasure!

ME:isnt it terrific you know what you’re doing n still do it?what do u think about it,good or bad?

XYZ:good in the sense by me acting like this,i can get mad at someone and yell at them for no reason and get that off my chest and not hurt anyone..see if im obnoxious all the time i dont have to worry about people getting hurt!

XYZ:like i can completely curse off someone and actually mean but they dont get hurt cuz they think im just joking around!

ME:so its more like your making people accustomed to your behaviour.Your exploiting the vulnerability as much as u can becoz there is no resistance backwards??

XYZ:pretty much yeah but they dont know that!

ME:thats what i meant too

XYZ:kinda fucked up aint it??i act obnoxious cause i can get away with ..

ME: you are afraid of getting rid of it??

XYZ:do u want the brutal honest truth?

ME: yeah why not!??

XYZ:ok i think i’ve a group of friends because i get bored, other than that i have no need for friends..i have no relation to any of u..all of you grew up in a completely different environment from me..i will never understand how u people feel and the intensity of your emotions and u guys will never understand my feelings…i dont have anyone similar to me.

ME:that explains a lot!!

XYZ:for instance i hear things i dont give a shit about and pretend i care…honestly if someone is sad it doesnt concern me ,i ask if they’re ok just because the society is made up that way..if someone gets hurt i dont care unless its me..if someone is happy i dont care ,i simply piss people off because i can…….i only care about myself, i am the most important person i know,i dont care who does what or they did that, its all the stuff i listen to prevent myself from going insane in this place, its the show i play everyday,same script, just do what you have to do,i drink because im bored!!!!

ME: ok [ already dumb] but isnt it like you are trying hard to run away from something ?? may be the reality??/????

p.s : ionno what was going on in the convo except that im the one replying!!does it make any sense what xyz was talking?? or does it realli have to make some sense???

The Blues!!!

When I am not involved in most things concerning her
When I am not held in charge for what she does
When I am not really bothering about her destiny
When I am nothing but the last soul she is gonna come up to,

When we still are dramatically connected to each other, though
When things don’t seem stable enough
When they are going out of the precincts, that is
When I feel I am vulnerable and empty

So that is when I see nothing but the
Encyclopedia of emptyness buried deep in me!
That is when it keeps coming alive and
Reminding me the essence of the whole human feeling called
“Friendship” in my melancholy chambers!!

SAVE the ENVIRONMENT!!!

IM here again with my unconditional love for the god of the green!!!! NATURE!!!

Things don’t feel so right. do they? The order of things going out of hands. Our cities are public health disasters. And our dear governments have failed us. No, we can’t expect anything from the governments, but from you and me! Even a little difference is welcome!!

i know we already know whats the prob, but to just make you to re-think , i wanna blurt out few things,infact a lot n could be boring at times but lets make em interesting by doing me actually!!!

First comes the evil PLASTIC:
Trillon plastic bags are produced in a year. Less than 1% of them are recycled. It costs more to recycle a plastic bag than to produce it! Most of these bags end up in the sea. Dumped by countries. Plastic bags have been found floating as far off as north of arctic. The bags photodegrade, breaking into smaller more toxic polymers. These contaminate food and enter food chain. And we know where the toxic buck stops….so what can we do about it??
If we use a cloth bag we can save 6 bags a week or may be more! That’s 288 bags a year and 22,176 bags in a lifetime. If 1/5th of people in our country did this, calculate how many less plastic bags will the earth have to deal with??
So is that all? Or, the fact that plastic bags are made of polyethylene a thermoplastic made of oil has something to do with us? You bet reducing plastic bags will reduce our oil dependency. How many million barrels of oil will we save if we ban ‘free’ plastic bags? And still if no ones listening to common sense remember, you alone can reduce almost 30,000 plastic bags in your lifetime. May you live long!

ELECTRICITY:

WHEN Off carbon saving
1. T.V off standby -20kg
2. Stereo of standby -66kg
3. DVD off standby -44kg
4. Computer off standby -9kg
5. Turn off unneeded lights -370kg
6. Unplug your mobile charger -10.5kg.
It might be handy but it saves a lot just if u unplug or shut things down!!
So don’t be a lazy ass and
Don’t standby …switch off
Switching off your electronic devices is a powerful weapon against global warming and every little counts!!

FOOD:
Question GM food[read genetically modified]
What is it all about?? Does the gm tomato you eat have snake genes? There is something to think about when farmers end up getting a raw deal.
Consider this; gm food has no seeds. Farmers have to buy the seed again and again. What if the crop fails? Where will the farmers get the money to buy seed for the next crop? What happens then? More farmer suicides? Ask questions. The answers may want you to change the way you eat and what you eat.

-We are losing the battle of common sense. Our food is being flown to us from around the world wasting resources and posing more harm than good. One basketful of imported food creates more carbon than an average family’s cooking for 6 months. So dump all that canned food!!!

WATER :
-Every roof is a potential water harvesting structure. Use it to solve your water problems. Go on! It is cheap and easy!
-Super India’s bloodlines are the rivers. Your anger can save them, if anything.
No matter what city you live in, chances are the river that runs through it, is dying. And before we go on and turn a blind eye to the situation, just ask yourself a question. A dying river is a sign of danger to our health. Our civilizations that started around the rivers will choke to death beside them. We should demand action. That’s our only chance of survival.

TRAFFIC:[ nothing new in this issue]
– We must have come from some alien planet. Consider how comfortable we are spending hours in long traffic jams. How we think owning a car is progress, but traveling by public transport and actually having more time to enjoy life, is not. We feel good when people say India is a super power, but do not notice that the state of buses and trains in the cities is not even fit for the evil planet . If India is a super power cant we demand the best public transport in the world? And have cleaner air and live a life more fit for humans??

RECYCLE::: [remember??]

– Recycling just one glass bottle[for the boozing community esp..no offence though] saves enough energy to light up a 60watt bulb for six hours.
– Recycling a single aluminum [all those cokes we drink] can save enough energy to power your television for 3 hours and a 100 watt bulb for 4 hours.
– Each ton of recycled paper[ buy this next time] can save 17 trees, 1438 liters of oil and 26,497 liters of water.

SUPPORT:: we need to give!!!
-We should support our local vendors. The mall culture will take away a lot of livelihoods.
Support local business. N we do get really good stuff here than the malls!!! trust me!!!

N now im gonna shut this thing off n plug it off n study like a good girl ..i guess I vent out a lot today randomly, which I really think should work n I should make it to 

p.s. statistics found in ‘ down to earth’ a fortnightly!!