Vagueness seems to be the ‘in thing’ these days [being sensitive to other people’s feelings and not hurting their feelings]
A fatso may not be a fatso anymore because he is ‘horizontally challenged’ now!! Similarly a pipsqueak is not ‘short’, he is merely ‘vertically challenged’.
We have ‘sanitation engineers’ now [garbage collectors] who do much more work than our elected useless representatives!
You might call these euphemisms but now they have been given a new label
This political correctness is carried to the extremes in some cases.
Now a lazy ass can be ‘motivationally deficient’ or ‘energetically declined’, but certainly not lazy! Duh!
Introverts can be ‘conversationally selective’ and not ‘shy’! A person may have ‘deferred success’, he does not ‘fail’ remember.
I know it can get more irritating when you say ‘negative patient care outcome’ instead of ‘he died’!
I have more comin’ up hold on!!
~ He is not a bad dancer. He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
~ He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK. He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
~ He is not a MALE CHAUVINISTIC PIG. He has SWINE EMPATHY.
~ He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME. He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATE DESTINATIONS!
~ He does not act like a TOTAL ASS. He develops a case of RECTAL-ANAL INVERSION!!!!*#$#
~ be happy you’re not BALDING anymore; you’re in FOLLICLE REGRESSION PHASE
If this ridiculous trend of being politically correct continues?????????????????????
There is soo much optimism when i say 6.45 am than when i say quarter to 7 !!!
Biaaatch!!! I get soo pissed when[ hold on,I got a vairy huge list] …when you :
# are ignorant that I exist
# hit me on thy butt coz its cute
# don’t clean up your chaotic shit
# do clean up your same old chaotic shit
# make me go crazy and really crazy and paranoid
# don’t appreciate my ‘crap’ creating ability
# almost yap inside my brain with your baritone
# you get drunk n hurl in my bathroom!![eeew]
When I AM soooo like water on A dUcK’s back!
p.s: trust me,u never ever expected to get this from me, but heavens yea u got it !
I am more than what the mirror doesn’t even show
I am more than somebody’s beautiful painting
I am more than the color of my skin
I am more than a fairy tale princess
I am more than your ego
I am more than the thoughts in your brain
I am more than what you don’t know
I am more than the unexpected
I am more than not being eternal
I am more than my selfishness
OHHH fiSHhh …OHH ! then what am i?
• Drink coffee..do stupid things faster with more energy.
• Look to the left n scream
• Books , books ,books—annoy that store owner
• Go get some food
• Don’t useless shop
• Stop blah blah-ing
• Wake thy ass up in the morning not early early morning though
• Save time
• Eat less and yell more
• Pig ..sucha pig
• STUDY 😛 😛 😛 😛 lol
• Stop acting like you’re drunk if caffeine deprived
• Colorful colorful —-??
• You are not the queen of procrastination …may be the one beside you!
• Ready to slog thy elf the whole day
P.S :: ab kaiku ghoorra re …dimakh kharab -this is for you -> don’t take yourself too seriously,nobody else does!!
Lite le baap.
Once upon a time my sister
had left to qatar
i am very happy , as now i am free from that fighter..
i dont at all miss her
as she was a crusher of my freedom
she thinks she is my master
why cant she be a builder of my confidence??
she shouldn’t act superior
as she was a annoyer..
i dont at all miss her….
this particular piece of thing [ i do’nt realli mind whatever you call it] was written by li’ll ME for an english rhyming word exercise in school .. it sounds very naive and stupid now! my teacher laughed her lungs out then i dont know why!
but apparently my sister was waiting in the qatar airport when i found this piece of **** …n i realized i miss her like crazy!!! 😦 😦 😦
*sister* is something the best that happened to me !!! 🙂
i love u sis!!
ME: im bored
XYZ:sounds very not interesting why u are not unbored,so what else
XYZ:are u actually taking notes or u just faking it..man things are so very boring..need to find a new hobby!
XYZ:tell me something i dunno about u !!?
ME: im a very cold person.
XYZ: i am very hot but thts something u already know!and i am very selfish,i do somethings for the sake of me..
ME: obviously im not totally selfless either!!
XYZ:no but i am more selfish than u think,i am very devious in my thoughts i play wid people like a game for my sick pleasure!
ME:isnt it terrific you know what you’re doing n still do it?what do u think about it,good or bad?
XYZ:good in the sense by me acting like this,i can get mad at someone and yell at them for no reason and get that off my chest and not hurt anyone..see if im obnoxious all the time i dont have to worry about people getting hurt!
XYZ:like i can completely curse off someone and actually mean but they dont get hurt cuz they think im just joking around!
ME:so its more like your making people accustomed to your behaviour.Your exploiting the vulnerability as much as u can becoz there is no resistance backwards??
XYZ:pretty much yeah but they dont know that!
ME:thats what i meant too
XYZ:kinda fucked up aint it??i act obnoxious cause i can get away with ..
ME: you are afraid of getting rid of it??
XYZ:do u want the brutal honest truth?
ME: yeah why not!??
XYZ:ok i think i’ve a group of friends because i get bored, other than that i have no need for friends..i have no relation to any of u..all of you grew up in a completely different environment from me..i will never understand how u people feel and the intensity of your emotions and u guys will never understand my feelings…i dont have anyone similar to me.
ME:that explains a lot!!
XYZ:for instance i hear things i dont give a shit about and pretend i care…honestly if someone is sad it doesnt concern me ,i ask if they’re ok just because the society is made up that way..if someone gets hurt i dont care unless its me..if someone is happy i dont care ,i simply piss people off because i can…….i only care about myself, i am the most important person i know,i dont care who does what or they did that, its all the stuff i listen to prevent myself from going insane in this place, its the show i play everyday,same script, just do what you have to do,i drink because im bored!!!!
ME: ok [ already dumb] but isnt it like you are trying hard to run away from something ?? may be the reality??/????
p.s : ionno what was going on in the convo except that im the one replying!!does it make any sense what xyz was talking?? or does it realli have to make some sense???
When I am not involved in most things concerning her
When I am not held in charge for what she does
When I am not really bothering about her destiny
When I am nothing but the last soul she is gonna come up to,
When we still are dramatically connected to each other, though
When things don’t seem stable enough
When they are going out of the precincts, that is
When I feel I am vulnerable and empty
So that is when I see nothing but the
Encyclopedia of emptyness buried deep in me!
That is when it keeps coming alive and
Reminding me the essence of the whole human feeling called
“Friendship” in my melancholy chambers!!