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Posted in cram, fun, insane ways, people, random, thoughts by yojita ... on February 9, 2010

Vagueness seems to be the ‘in thing’ these days [being sensitive to other people’s feelings and not hurting their feelings]

A fatso may not be a fatso anymore because he is ‘horizontally challenged’ now!! Similarly a pipsqueak is not ‘short’, he is merely ‘vertically challenged’.

We have ‘sanitation engineers’ now [garbage collectors] who do much more work than our elected useless representatives!

You might call these euphemisms but now they have been given a new label

“POLITICALLY CORRECT”

[PC] language.

This political correctness is carried to the extremes in some cases.

Now a lazy ass can be ‘motivationally deficient’ or ‘energetically declined’, but certainly not lazy! Duh!

Introverts can be ‘conversationally selective’ and not ‘shy’! A person may have ‘deferred success’, he does not ‘fail’ remember.

I know it can get more irritating when you say ‘negative patient care outcome’ instead of ‘he died’!

I have more comin’ up hold on!!

~ He is not a bad dancer. He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

~ He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK. He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

~ He is not a MALE CHAUVINISTIC PIG. He has SWINE EMPATHY.

~ He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME. He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATE DESTINATIONS!

~ He does not act like a TOTAL ASS. He develops a case of RECTAL-ANAL INVERSION!!!!*#$#

~ be happy you’re not BALDING anymore; you’re in FOLLICLE REGRESSION PHASE

If this ridiculous trend of being politically correct continues?????????????????????

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  1. adisha said, on February 9, 2010 at 9:48 pm

    Ahahhahahahahahaahhahaa !!!! So very true … in a funny semi truthful way .. 😉

    • yojita ... said, on February 10, 2010 at 10:37 am

      😉 wink wink!!!! 😉

  2. Prashanth Rajan said, on February 19, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    The new ‘new’ may be the old ‘new’ tomorrow. But when you have an alternate term for calling things, it does sound funny when you make it sound this way !

    • yojita ... said, on February 24, 2010 at 9:07 am

      yep!funny but not when we see this style in textbooks and all!!!

  3. Vee said, on August 3, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    super funny post 🙂

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