FLiRtING with RaNDomneSS!!

WOrD makeover!

Posted in cram, fun, insane ways, people, random, thoughts by yojita ... on February 9, 2010

Vagueness seems to be the ‘in thing’ these days [being sensitive to other people’s feelings and not hurting their feelings]

A fatso may not be a fatso anymore because he is ‘horizontally challenged’ now!! Similarly a pipsqueak is not ‘short’, he is merely ‘vertically challenged’.

We have ‘sanitation engineers’ now [garbage collectors] who do much more work than our elected useless representatives!

You might call these euphemisms but now they have been given a new label

“POLITICALLY CORRECT”

[PC] language.

This political correctness is carried to the extremes in some cases.

Now a lazy ass can be ‘motivationally deficient’ or ‘energetically declined’, but certainly not lazy! Duh!

Introverts can be ‘conversationally selective’ and not ‘shy’! A person may have ‘deferred success’, he does not ‘fail’ remember.

I know it can get more irritating when you say ‘negative patient care outcome’ instead of ‘he died’!

I have more comin’ up hold on!!

~ He is not a bad dancer. He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

~ He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK. He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

~ He is not a MALE CHAUVINISTIC PIG. He has SWINE EMPATHY.

~ He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME. He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATE DESTINATIONS!

~ He does not act like a TOTAL ASS. He develops a case of RECTAL-ANAL INVERSION!!!!*#$#

~ be happy you’re not BALDING anymore; you’re in FOLLICLE REGRESSION PHASE

If this ridiculous trend of being politically correct continues?????????????????????

SAVE the ENVIRONMENT!!!

Posted in cram, environment, love, my social awareness, random, water by yojita ... on July 29, 2009

IM here again with my unconditional love for the god of the green!!!! NATURE!!!

Things don’t feel so right. do they? The order of things going out of hands. Our cities are public health disasters. And our dear governments have failed us. No, we can’t expect anything from the governments, but from you and me! Even a little difference is welcome!!

i know we already know whats the prob, but to just make you to re-think , i wanna blurt out few things,infact a lot n could be boring at times but lets make em interesting by doing me actually!!!

First comes the evil PLASTIC:
Trillon plastic bags are produced in a year. Less than 1% of them are recycled. It costs more to recycle a plastic bag than to produce it! Most of these bags end up in the sea. Dumped by countries. Plastic bags have been found floating as far off as north of arctic. The bags photodegrade, breaking into smaller more toxic polymers. These contaminate food and enter food chain. And we know where the toxic buck stops….so what can we do about it??
If we use a cloth bag we can save 6 bags a week or may be more! That’s 288 bags a year and 22,176 bags in a lifetime. If 1/5th of people in our country did this, calculate how many less plastic bags will the earth have to deal with??
So is that all? Or, the fact that plastic bags are made of polyethylene a thermoplastic made of oil has something to do with us? You bet reducing plastic bags will reduce our oil dependency. How many million barrels of oil will we save if we ban ‘free’ plastic bags? And still if no ones listening to common sense remember, you alone can reduce almost 30,000 plastic bags in your lifetime. May you live long!

ELECTRICITY:

WHEN Off carbon saving
1. T.V off standby -20kg
2. Stereo of standby -66kg
3. DVD off standby -44kg
4. Computer off standby -9kg
5. Turn off unneeded lights -370kg
6. Unplug your mobile charger -10.5kg.
It might be handy but it saves a lot just if u unplug or shut things down!!
So don’t be a lazy ass and
Don’t standby …switch off
Switching off your electronic devices is a powerful weapon against global warming and every little counts!!

FOOD:
Question GM food[read genetically modified]
What is it all about?? Does the gm tomato you eat have snake genes? There is something to think about when farmers end up getting a raw deal.
Consider this; gm food has no seeds. Farmers have to buy the seed again and again. What if the crop fails? Where will the farmers get the money to buy seed for the next crop? What happens then? More farmer suicides? Ask questions. The answers may want you to change the way you eat and what you eat.

-We are losing the battle of common sense. Our food is being flown to us from around the world wasting resources and posing more harm than good. One basketful of imported food creates more carbon than an average family’s cooking for 6 months. So dump all that canned food!!!

WATER :
-Every roof is a potential water harvesting structure. Use it to solve your water problems. Go on! It is cheap and easy!
-Super India’s bloodlines are the rivers. Your anger can save them, if anything.
No matter what city you live in, chances are the river that runs through it, is dying. And before we go on and turn a blind eye to the situation, just ask yourself a question. A dying river is a sign of danger to our health. Our civilizations that started around the rivers will choke to death beside them. We should demand action. That’s our only chance of survival.

TRAFFIC:[ nothing new in this issue]
– We must have come from some alien planet. Consider how comfortable we are spending hours in long traffic jams. How we think owning a car is progress, but traveling by public transport and actually having more time to enjoy life, is not. We feel good when people say India is a super power, but do not notice that the state of buses and trains in the cities is not even fit for the evil planet . If India is a super power cant we demand the best public transport in the world? And have cleaner air and live a life more fit for humans??

RECYCLE::: [remember??]

– Recycling just one glass bottle[for the boozing community esp..no offence though] saves enough energy to light up a 60watt bulb for six hours.
– Recycling a single aluminum [all those cokes we drink] can save enough energy to power your television for 3 hours and a 100 watt bulb for 4 hours.
– Each ton of recycled paper[ buy this next time] can save 17 trees, 1438 liters of oil and 26,497 liters of water.

SUPPORT:: we need to give!!!
-We should support our local vendors. The mall culture will take away a lot of livelihoods.
Support local business. N we do get really good stuff here than the malls!!! trust me!!!

N now im gonna shut this thing off n plug it off n study like a good girl ..i guess I vent out a lot today randomly, which I really think should work n I should make it to 

p.s. statistics found in ‘ down to earth’ a fortnightly!!

MY random diary page !!!

Posted in Blogroll, cram, freedom, general, life, love, philosophy, random, thoughts, time by yojita ... on May 29, 2009

such things are a result of  insomnia!!!i act truly jobless sometimes though i am!!i realli dunno why i posted this randomly!!270520097457

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IN A HURRY!!

Posted in Blogroll, cram, general, life, med school, random, school, time by yojita ... on May 29, 2009

IM gonna leave to my med school in 10 more min 😦
DUH!! itz gonna be wierd n happy at the same time leaving home n getting back to college n eggjams n all crap!!
i’ll miss babbling in my own space for quite sometime then!!:( 😦 😕
back to the ground actually not pavilion…shud start batting ,bouncing n whtnot!!!
LOoking forward to my Psychiatry postings!!! lol!!

i used to use blogger a while ago but then stopped n again felt like going bak:


flirting with randomness
so this is it

p.s: im in love with  the flirtiness[is tht the word??]

do visit it !!! 🙂
cheers!!
keep blogging !!

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Siesta!!

Posted in cram, fun, general, insane ways, life, random, routine, thoughts by yojita ... on May 26, 2009

I doubt how I fell asleep on the floor
In the hours of daylight!!!!
I guess the idiot box had some serious
Sedating effect on my sleeping abilities
Coz I’ve never been a morning sleeper
But this time it kinda jazzed me up after
Waking up owing to my insomniac qualities 
Felt like I missed a major part of the evening
Including the every day pani-puri  
My mommy darling was dead set against waking me up coz
She found peace n harmony in the house sans me!
Poor mother!but the dozzing off chipped in more
joie de vivre for the rest of the darkness!!
Come on letz rule the silences!!!

p.s: yea powernap!!! 😀
p.p.s: I dozzed off watching some stupid si cinemah which starred very young saif ..lolrg

No smoking!!

Posted in Blogroll, cram, general, life, my social awareness, people, random, thoughts by yojita ... on May 23, 2009

Why do people smoke??

i dont even wanna know the so called smart explanations!! they argue that smoking is their right and they can do whatever they please with their bodies, some call it the ‘in thing’, someother do it cuz their friends say they should ,n some more say they wanna get a relief from all the tensions lifez been giving em !! duh?? 😦

.ugh! but whatever , why do these people[read it the smokers community]do it straight away on peoples faces[read it second hand smoking].

the direct smokers-has to face all the inevitable effects anyways as a part of their own chosen fate]

LOL! who else could know  how are they gonna die if not for chronic chain smokers!one should appreciate their fearlessness and dont give a damn attitude!   

    But the passive smokers,whom we call ‘the second hand smokers’-are the victims in reality be it voluntarily like male or female counterparts,spouses,colleagues    or the involuntary victims like kids of smoking parents or random persons who are not concerned or at restaurants or public places!!                                 

 i know many doctors myself who are chronic smokers!!how shame n pity!err!! who save em??

nOte : * passive smoke i.e, the second hand smoke from the smoldering end of a cigarette and smoke exhaled by the smoker  has more carcinogens[cancer causing agents]           and  causes lung ailments,cancers,bronchitis,asthma n what not n what ever!                                                                                                

 ——->>> does that even mean something meaningful??? “statutory warning”!! why do they print it in the first place if people doesnt care??   And my biggest question —>> why do they manufacture tobacco in the first place??[ i dont know if this has a reasonable and explainable answer,if yes do let me know!!]     ,,

<<—>> ban in the public places should be followed stringently  to completely avoid passive smoking n save some innocent souls from the bad spirits!! n god bless those souls who cannot avoid it!!

—>> p.s.  : mostly effetcs kids n pets!!! so please keep away from ur kids and pets if u love em !!!

—->>p.p.s. : [ all these impromptu thougts cuz of the random person on a busy, heavy traffic road smoking right away on my face n giving me why do u stare kinda looks in return]!!

p.p.p.s.: R.I.P [ rest in peace all the legendary souls turned into ashes due to smoke] n  dont get driven away by songs like beedi jalaile 😛

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Thirsty for water!!

Posted in conserve, cram, people, random, simple strategies, thoughts, water by yojita ... on March 13, 2009

thirstyWater’s good.

It comes in handy to wash ur hair,to soak your feet during a pedicure,to take those beauty baths.But if we dont learn to conserve water now,things could get ugly for sure!

Here’s the way how you could do your bit:

– get your guy to take you out for meals very often,it will save you from washing dishes.

-start drinking red wine.It’s not only trendy ,but also help the bars save some ice!

-shop,shop,shop. The more clothes you have,the less oten you have to wash em.

-swap your dog for a cat.It will lick it self clean,leaving you with more water to wash off your make up!!!!

 

 

Groovy baby!!!!

Posted in cram, fun, general, music, random, songs by yojita ... on May 27, 2008

favorite muzziccc wich i cud listen to over n n over

all my life-KCi&jojo
savin me-nickelback

carnival of rust-poets of the fall
boulevard of broken dreams-green day
-dhaani- strings

-next contestant,

-JAL-every track

-graduation song-vitamin C

-kya mujhe pyaar hein-woh lamhe

-in da club,get low-50 cent

-lets get it started-black eyed peas

eyes on you-jay sean

apologize-one republic

thnks fr th Mmrs-fall out boy

i dont wanna miss a thing-aerosmith

larger than life-BSB

summer of 69-bryan adams

dammit-blink182

cry me a river-timberlake

twisted transistor-korn

i write sins not tragedies-PAnic at the disco

Who is it- MIcheal jackson

hanging by the moment-life house

remember the name-Fort minor

system of a down-Chopsuey

numb encore-linkin park

brazil-vengaboys 🙂

smells like teen spirit-Nirvana

 

jab se tere naina- saawariya

gori teri aankhen- lucky ali

aasaman ke paar – rockford

suno na- Jhankaar beats

beete lamhein- The train

khwaab dekhe- Race

bheegi bheegi-gangster

neele neele ambar pe

allah ke bandhe-Kailash kher

humma humma-bombay

laree choote- ek chalis ki last local

-back to bedlam-james blunt

-the sound of music

-principles of lust-enigma

-addicted-enrique iglesias

-crazy for you-N’sync

-its my life-bon jovi

-kiss my eyes-AFI

-sexi mama-bombay rockers

-bolo na kya hua-SOna

-andamgalenaa- Godavari

-move your body-Jonny gaddaar 😀

………….i knw the list’s way tooo long but cnt help it!!!im bored to death currently…so doing boring stuff like this,…
well u cud download most of em too…

Trivially beautiful !!

Posted in Blogroll, cram, love, mah free verse poetry, memories, thoughts by yojita ... on October 29, 2007

No one to pester them
Unless they move
Always cosy in the lap of nature
Cherishing the cool breezes & hot sun too
Always yell on top of their voices
May be outta joy or sorrow[cudn’t figure out]
A happy family of five.
Basically appears like chilling out
With their daily chores [hehe]
And finally a feast for mah eyes!
YEA!! tht’s a crow fam dwelling in a
Well build nest [wich i can see frm mah window in hostel]
 Which gives me the essence of joy outta watching!!
                                 [ sumthing lyk ppl watching]

cheers                                                                                                                                               yo

DATE with LIfE’s MUSINGS!!

Posted in Blogroll, cram, general, life, people, random, routine, thoughts by yojita ... on October 25, 2007

   Diary writing is an admirable way to exercise one’s brain.A diary is like a mirror projecting one’s fulfilling dreams and making one smile at the silliest things they  may havedone.

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                                 I think twas Jonathan swift who remarked that he cudn’t know what he meant until he’d written it down.He said his quality of thinking improved gr8ly since he found ways to express himself.Simply put,this is an excellent wy to exercise the brain.
Advantages : the more u sing,the better your voice.The more you write ,the better your writing.Diarists frequently engage in introspection of their diaries.Diary is a mirror where you can see your growth, your early dreams slowly fulfilling and above all,the[once] silliest and immature part in you and smile at it.
   N yo fellow students…remember there is no examiner.No corrections.No marks.We can write whateva’ we want.Hence our istyle of writing develops.This adds up to our own creativity .
  Mel Brooks puts it correctly: ” every human being has hundreds of seperate people living under his skin.The talent of a diary writer is his ability to give them their seperate names,identities,personalities and have them realte to other characters living with them.”
   DIARIES NO LONGER FUNCTION AS A TOOL OF SELF-DISCOVERY,BUT ONE OF SELF-DEFINITION.

 A person who cannot spend five minutes for his self actualisation is like an animal.Hence,animals don’t write diaries!!

 p.s. : all mah posts r random stuff n i always fail to establish a relation between em’.I simply cant stick to sum particular topics..