FLiRtING with RaNDomneSS!!

WOrD makeover!

Posted in cram, fun, insane ways, people, random, thoughts by yojita ... on February 9, 2010

Vagueness seems to be the ‘in thing’ these days [being sensitive to other people’s feelings and not hurting their feelings]

A fatso may not be a fatso anymore because he is ‘horizontally challenged’ now!! Similarly a pipsqueak is not ‘short’, he is merely ‘vertically challenged’.

We have ‘sanitation engineers’ now [garbage collectors] who do much more work than our elected useless representatives!

You might call these euphemisms but now they have been given a new label

“POLITICALLY CORRECT”

[PC] language.

This political correctness is carried to the extremes in some cases.

Now a lazy ass can be ‘motivationally deficient’ or ‘energetically declined’, but certainly not lazy! Duh!

Introverts can be ‘conversationally selective’ and not ‘shy’! A person may have ‘deferred success’, he does not ‘fail’ remember.

I know it can get more irritating when you say ‘negative patient care outcome’ instead of ‘he died’!

I have more comin’ up hold on!!

~ He is not a bad dancer. He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

~ He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK. He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

~ He is not a MALE CHAUVINISTIC PIG. He has SWINE EMPATHY.

~ He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME. He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATE DESTINATIONS!

~ He does not act like a TOTAL ASS. He develops a case of RECTAL-ANAL INVERSION!!!!*#$#

~ be happy you’re not BALDING anymore; you’re in FOLLICLE REGRESSION PHASE

If this ridiculous trend of being politically correct continues?????????????????????

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MISSING MY SISTER!

Posted in Blogroll, childhood, fun, life, love, mah free verse poetry, poetry, random, school, thoughts by yojita ... on September 4, 2009

three_sisters_wall_small_trans_21[1]Once upon a time my sister

had left to qatar

i am very happy , as now i am free from that fighter..

i dont at all miss her

as she was a crusher of  my freedom

she thinks she is my master

why cant she be a builder of my confidence??

she shouldn’t act superior

as she was a annoyer..

i dont at all miss her….

 

   this particular piece of thing [ i do’nt realli mind whatever you call it] was written by li’ll ME  for an english rhyming word exercise  in school .. it sounds very naive and stupid now! my teacher laughed her lungs out then i  dont know why!

but apparently my sister was waiting in the qatar airport when i found this piece of **** …n i realized  i miss her like crazy!!! 😦 😦 😦

*sister* is something the best that happened to me !!! 🙂

i love u sis!!

conversation!

Posted in fun, general, life, med school, people, philosophy, random, thoughts by yojita ... on August 20, 2009

XYZ: hey

ME: im bored

XYZ:sounds very not interesting why u are not unbored,so what else

ME:nothing interesting!!!

XYZ:are u actually taking notes or u just faking it..man things are so very boring..need to find a new hobby!

ME:yeah

XYZ:tell me something i dunno about u !!?

ME: im a very cold person.

XYZ: i am very hot but thts something u already know!and i am very selfish,i do somethings for the sake of me..

ME: obviously im not totally selfless either!!

XYZ:no but i am more selfish than u think,i am very devious in my thoughts i play wid people like a game for my sick pleasure!

ME:isnt it terrific you know what you’re doing n still do it?what do u think about it,good or bad?

XYZ:good in the sense by me acting like this,i can get mad at someone and yell at them for no reason and get that off my chest and not hurt anyone..see if im obnoxious all the time i dont have to worry about people getting hurt!

XYZ:like i can completely curse off someone and actually mean but they dont get hurt cuz they think im just joking around!

ME:so its more like your making people accustomed to your behaviour.Your exploiting the vulnerability as much as u can becoz there is no resistance backwards??

XYZ:pretty much yeah but they dont know that!

ME:thats what i meant too

XYZ:kinda fucked up aint it??i act obnoxious cause i can get away with ..

ME: you are afraid of getting rid of it??

XYZ:do u want the brutal honest truth?

ME: yeah why not!??

XYZ:ok i think i’ve a group of friends because i get bored, other than that i have no need for friends..i have no relation to any of u..all of you grew up in a completely different environment from me..i will never understand how u people feel and the intensity of your emotions and u guys will never understand my feelings…i dont have anyone similar to me.

ME:that explains a lot!!

XYZ:for instance i hear things i dont give a shit about and pretend i care…honestly if someone is sad it doesnt concern me ,i ask if they’re ok just because the society is made up that way..if someone gets hurt i dont care unless its me..if someone is happy i dont care ,i simply piss people off because i can…….i only care about myself, i am the most important person i know,i dont care who does what or they did that, its all the stuff i listen to prevent myself from going insane in this place, its the show i play everyday,same script, just do what you have to do,i drink because im bored!!!!

ME: ok [ already dumb] but isnt it like you are trying hard to run away from something ?? may be the reality??/????

p.s : ionno what was going on in the convo except that im the one replying!!does it make any sense what xyz was talking?? or does it realli have to make some sense???

Siesta!!

Posted in cram, fun, general, insane ways, life, random, routine, thoughts by yojita ... on May 26, 2009

I doubt how I fell asleep on the floor
In the hours of daylight!!!!
I guess the idiot box had some serious
Sedating effect on my sleeping abilities
Coz I’ve never been a morning sleeper
But this time it kinda jazzed me up after
Waking up owing to my insomniac qualities 
Felt like I missed a major part of the evening
Including the every day pani-puri  
My mommy darling was dead set against waking me up coz
She found peace n harmony in the house sans me!
Poor mother!but the dozzing off chipped in more
joie de vivre for the rest of the darkness!!
Come on letz rule the silences!!!

p.s: yea powernap!!! 😀
p.p.s: I dozzed off watching some stupid si cinemah which starred very young saif ..lolrg

Tagged !!!

Posted in Blogroll, fun, life, random, thoughts by yojita ... on May 25, 2009
  • yay!!! 🙂
    warning: asusual too long!! but its crazy enough!!
  •  

    LAST TIMES…
    1. Last beverage: lemonade

    2. Last phone call: psycho-my frend

    3. Last text message: from gees!

    4. Last song you listened to:subah subah…

    5. Last time you cried:been 2 days …

    HAVE YOU EVER...

    6. Dated someone twice: No

    7. Been cheated on? yes

    8. Kissed someone & regretted it? Yes

    9. Lost someone special?!: yea
    10. Been depressed? Yes

    11. Been drunk and threw up?  no drinking …no throwing up

    LIST YOUR FAVORITE THINGS:

    12.my passion for the things I like

    13. my profession
    14. Coffee and more coffee

                                                                      FIRSTS :

    15. Made new friends: Yes

    16. Fallen out of love: Yes

    17. Laughed until you cried:almost always!

    18. Met someone who changed you: Yes

    19. Found out who your true friends were: Yes , after loads of crap happened

    20. Found out someone was talking about you: Yes

    HAVE YOU:
    21. Kissed anyone on your friend’s list: yes :D!!

    22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: 90 % of them on Orkut/FB
    23. How many kids do you want to have: 1

    24. Do you have any pets: No…

    25. Do you want to change your name: never

    26. What did you do for your last birthday: my results were out the same day !!so partied 27. What time did you wake up today: 8:00am (vacation time!! )

    28. What were you doing at midnight last night: browsing about SEO 😀

    29. Name something you CANNOT wait for : the year 2013!!
    30. Last time you saw your father: 7 hrs ago

    31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: change is constant so I don’t bother about it much
    32. Most visited web page: www.google.com [its become my lifeline]www.facebook.com [for the crazy quizzes]

    WHATS YOUR:

    33. Passion : writing,shouting,listening,blah-blahing n staring!

    34. Nicknames: yoji,yo,yoj,jerry!

    35. Zodiac sign: Virgo

    36. Male or female or transgender : Female.

    37. Elementary: MVM

    38. School: MVM/Hyd

    39. Colleges: Narayana , NRI med college

    40. Hair color: Black / Brown

    41. Long or short: medium

    42. Height: 5. 38 ‘

    43. Do you have a crush on someone- nopes  😀

    44. Ever been in love?:  not exactly!!??

    45. Piercings: ears

    46. Tattoos? Nah!!

    47. Righty or lefty: righty

    48. First surgery: not till date 😛

    49. First piercing: while I was 5

    50. First best friend: my dad..now ,then n always!

    51. First sport you loved:running![cuz all I did was hit n run]:P…

    52. First pet : no pets please!!!

    53. First vacation: rajasthan

    54. First concert:violin by some very old musician- just Fab!!…

    55. First crush:this guy from school [?] 😛 ..

    RIGHT NOW:

    56. Eating: dark chocolate

    57. Drinking: Water on the rocks

    58. I’m about to:clean my inbox !!lol

    59. Listening to: my AC ‘s grunt!!

    60. Waiting for:my dad to come home and fall asleep,so that I can rule the silence!

    YOUR FUTURE :

    61. Want kids:?  Mm yea

    62. Want to get married? Not any sooner though yes

    63. Careers in mind? Predetermined already!!

    WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

    64. Lips or eyes: Eyes

    65. Hugs or kisses: Both

    66. Shorter or taller: taller

    67. Older or Younger: Older

    68. Romantic or spontaneous:hilarious J!!

    69. Nice stomach or nice arms:  nice brains ?:D

    70. Sensitive or loud: both
    71. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship definitely

    72. Trouble maker or hesitant:  both J

    HAVE YOU EVER :

    73. Kissed a stranger: Noo !!a stranger kissed me 😀

    74. Lost glasses/contacts:   sumtimes !!!

    76. Broken someone’s heart: yea for own good[I knw im mean here] !

    77. Had your own heart broken: nooo …

    78. Been arrested: duh :??!

    79. Turned someone down: Yes

    80. Cried when someone died:yes ..

    81. Liked a friend that is a girl? ofcourse

    DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

    81. Yourself: I do ..very much…

    82. Miracles:nopes

    83. God: nah …

    84. Love at first sight:  ahem! nope

    85. Heaven: yea!coffee-rain,AC-sweat,mom-dad n me! J

    86. Santa Claus: Hehehehee..

    87. Kiss on the first date? Stop joking ???!!!

    88. Angels: nah sounds kiddish.

    89. Devils: there is a darker side ..yea I guess…

    ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

    90. Is there one person you want to be with right now? Any random person ..lol!

    91. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? No
    92. Wanted to kill someone ever? Yeaaa,I already made a hit list :))

    93. Among you blog mates, whom would you like to kiss?nah no one !!! :p

    94. Committed a blunder and regretted later?where do my instincts go after all!!

    95. Wanted to steal you friend’s boyfriend / girlfriend?no interesting persons to steal!!…

    Associate with something you wear:

    96. White: dresses

    97. Black: jeans,shoes,sweat pants,kohl,

    98. Pink: shirts

    99. Red: red??? No red :P… yea Tee’s

    100. Posting this as 100 Truths?  Yea yea yea !!

     

    p.s : tagged by adisha

    Groovy baby!!!!

    Posted in cram, fun, general, music, random, songs by yojita ... on May 27, 2008

    favorite muzziccc wich i cud listen to over n n over

    all my life-KCi&jojo
    savin me-nickelback

    carnival of rust-poets of the fall
    boulevard of broken dreams-green day
    -dhaani- strings

    -next contestant,

    -JAL-every track

    -graduation song-vitamin C

    -kya mujhe pyaar hein-woh lamhe

    -in da club,get low-50 cent

    -lets get it started-black eyed peas

    eyes on you-jay sean

    apologize-one republic

    thnks fr th Mmrs-fall out boy

    i dont wanna miss a thing-aerosmith

    larger than life-BSB

    summer of 69-bryan adams

    dammit-blink182

    cry me a river-timberlake

    twisted transistor-korn

    i write sins not tragedies-PAnic at the disco

    Who is it- MIcheal jackson

    hanging by the moment-life house

    remember the name-Fort minor

    system of a down-Chopsuey

    numb encore-linkin park

    brazil-vengaboys 🙂

    smells like teen spirit-Nirvana

     

    jab se tere naina- saawariya

    gori teri aankhen- lucky ali

    aasaman ke paar – rockford

    suno na- Jhankaar beats

    beete lamhein- The train

    khwaab dekhe- Race

    bheegi bheegi-gangster

    neele neele ambar pe

    allah ke bandhe-Kailash kher

    humma humma-bombay

    laree choote- ek chalis ki last local

    -back to bedlam-james blunt

    -the sound of music

    -principles of lust-enigma

    -addicted-enrique iglesias

    -crazy for you-N’sync

    -its my life-bon jovi

    -kiss my eyes-AFI

    -sexi mama-bombay rockers

    -bolo na kya hua-SOna

    -andamgalenaa- Godavari

    -move your body-Jonny gaddaar 😀

    ………….i knw the list’s way tooo long but cnt help it!!!im bored to death currently…so doing boring stuff like this,…
    well u cud download most of em too…

    SAY hoi Ho oh HOI !!!!

    Posted in fun, love, random, songs, thoughts by yojita ... on October 25, 2007

    Say hoi ho oh hoi ho (x2)

    Loose Control
    Be A Rebel

    To the mahal of the Taj
    To the Minar of Qutub
    To the Kumari of Kanya (Say hoi oh hoi)
    To the Panjim of Goa (Say hoi oh hoi)
    To the Kaancheepuram
    Zindabad Zindagood
    They all have something to say (Say hoi oh hoi)
    They all have something to say (2)
    Follow me Follow me Follow me now!

    Apni tho paatshala, masti ki paatshala
    Be A Rebel

    Naa koi padne waala, Naa koi seekne wala(2)
    Apni tho paatshala, masti ki paatshala(2)
    Loose Control

    India and Pakistan
    Bangladesh all in the song
    Khajuraho to Coimbatore
    Say hoi oh hoi(Say hoi hoh hoi)
    From the Gateway of India
    Upto the Himalayas
    Across the Ganga Jamuna
    Say hoi hoh hoi(Say hoi hoh hoi)
    To Shirdi to the Red Fort
    Laal Kila Yeah u know
    From Ajmer to Orissa
    Say hoi hoh hoi(Say hoi hoh hoi)

    Loose Control

    Be A Rebel

    Amar Akbar Antony
    Ram Rahim Abdullah
    Searching for a bright star
    Say hoi hoh hoi(Say hoi hoh hoi)
    To the corners of the Earth
    What is our search worth?
    What is our destiny?
    Say hoi oh hoi(Say hoi hoh hoi)
    Imagine we go back in time
    Free your soul, Free your mind
    Take a look what do you find?
    Say hoi hoh hoi(Say hoi hoh hoi)

    Loose Control

    One more time!!
    Loose.. Loose..Loose Control
    Haha (x3)!!
    Be A Rebel !

          lolzzz!!! i lurve this gaana!!!

    Dil se…

    Posted in Blogroll, fun, life, memories, people, routine, school, thoughts by yojita ... on July 22, 2007

    LIfe sure rocks in backbenches.Wanna know how?Then all ye pals inthe front row better change the seat.You are bound to make it your permanent place.To many, the last bench in a classroom might seem like the address of the good- for -nothing brigade.But ,the last bench has a lot more to it.

    The shayars flow freely, n sum cranky jokes with loads of chocolates.We used to cheer together with such finesse that it reaches the first bench and the teacher has no clue!Then,as the classes get more and more boring ,sum chits come out, and so do wise cracks as we enjoy hearty laughs -muffled ofcourse-while ruminating on worldly matters.

    Where elsz wud u find paper rockets,choco wrapers,word games,n those unending sms’s n paper chats and what have you!

    Life sure rocks in the backbenchs.And yes,we also njoy the luxury of making a catcall,making the whole class laugh amd yet get away with it!And howdare the front benchers complain against us?If it weren’t us who wud provide comic relief in between those long winding and boring lectures ?The next time the teacher’s pet [ on the contrary we ,the bak benchers were our teachers pets then] in the front row want to critisize us,the last benchers,try stepping into our shoes and seats b4 you do so.You are bound to be hooked and make it ur permanent place.

    One has to see the rainbow to know its beauty and taste the pickle to feel its pungency . May be the comparison isn’t apt but who cares , gud english is not the yardstick for measuring one’s eligibility to sit in the last bench.A heart for fun is!

    One has to sit on the bakbench to experience some of the luxuries it offers,rite?

    p.s: fact tht i’m moving in to a proffesional course now…but the eternal skewl memoirs are not be forgotten ever.i MISHHH mah skewl lyf badly .. 😦 😦