FLiRtING with RaNDomneSS!!

WOrD makeover!

Posted in cram, fun, insane ways, people, random, thoughts by yojita ... on February 9, 2010

Vagueness seems to be the ‘in thing’ these days [being sensitive to other people’s feelings and not hurting their feelings]

A fatso may not be a fatso anymore because he is ‘horizontally challenged’ now!! Similarly a pipsqueak is not ‘short’, he is merely ‘vertically challenged’.

We have ‘sanitation engineers’ now [garbage collectors] who do much more work than our elected useless representatives!

You might call these euphemisms but now they have been given a new label

“POLITICALLY CORRECT”

[PC] language.

This political correctness is carried to the extremes in some cases.

Now a lazy ass can be ‘motivationally deficient’ or ‘energetically declined’, but certainly not lazy! Duh!

Introverts can be ‘conversationally selective’ and not ‘shy’! A person may have ‘deferred success’, he does not ‘fail’ remember.

I know it can get more irritating when you say ‘negative patient care outcome’ instead of ‘he died’!

I have more comin’ up hold on!!

~ He is not a bad dancer. He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

~ He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK. He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

~ He is not a MALE CHAUVINISTIC PIG. He has SWINE EMPATHY.

~ He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME. He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATE DESTINATIONS!

~ He does not act like a TOTAL ASS. He develops a case of RECTAL-ANAL INVERSION!!!!*#$#

~ be happy you’re not BALDING anymore; you’re in FOLLICLE REGRESSION PHASE

If this ridiculous trend of being politically correct continues?????????????????????

I quote too #1

Posted in life, people, random by yojita ... on January 12, 2010

There is soo much optimism when i  say 6.45 am than  when i say quarter to  7 !!!

-yojita

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HOW SMOKING HARMS WOMEN MORE!!

Posted in my social awareness, random, smoking, thoughts by yojita ... on September 13, 2009
  1.  130920097560Women stand to lose about eight years of productive life to smoking
  • They are 25 times more likely to develop cancer
  • Heart attacks may occur earlier than in smokers .
  • Chances of heart attacks are 20 times more for those using oral contraceptives!!! [ beware]
  • Smoking can mess up women’s reproductive systems,fertility,trigger mental disorders!!!!!!
  • Smoking during PREGNANCY is known to cause still or premature births and abortions.
  • Passive smokers breathe side stream smoke which contains three times more nicotine and tar and 50 times more cancer causing substances!!!

MISSING MY SISTER!

Posted in Blogroll, childhood, fun, life, love, mah free verse poetry, poetry, random, school, thoughts by yojita ... on September 4, 2009

three_sisters_wall_small_trans_21[1]Once upon a time my sister

had left to qatar

i am very happy , as now i am free from that fighter..

i dont at all miss her

as she was a crusher of  my freedom

she thinks she is my master

why cant she be a builder of my confidence??

she shouldn’t act superior

as she was a annoyer..

i dont at all miss her….

 

   this particular piece of thing [ i do’nt realli mind whatever you call it] was written by li’ll ME  for an english rhyming word exercise  in school .. it sounds very naive and stupid now! my teacher laughed her lungs out then i  dont know why!

but apparently my sister was waiting in the qatar airport when i found this piece of **** …n i realized  i miss her like crazy!!! 😦 😦 😦

*sister* is something the best that happened to me !!! 🙂

i love u sis!!

conversation!

Posted in fun, general, life, med school, people, philosophy, random, thoughts by yojita ... on August 20, 2009

XYZ: hey

ME: im bored

XYZ:sounds very not interesting why u are not unbored,so what else

ME:nothing interesting!!!

XYZ:are u actually taking notes or u just faking it..man things are so very boring..need to find a new hobby!

ME:yeah

XYZ:tell me something i dunno about u !!?

ME: im a very cold person.

XYZ: i am very hot but thts something u already know!and i am very selfish,i do somethings for the sake of me..

ME: obviously im not totally selfless either!!

XYZ:no but i am more selfish than u think,i am very devious in my thoughts i play wid people like a game for my sick pleasure!

ME:isnt it terrific you know what you’re doing n still do it?what do u think about it,good or bad?

XYZ:good in the sense by me acting like this,i can get mad at someone and yell at them for no reason and get that off my chest and not hurt anyone..see if im obnoxious all the time i dont have to worry about people getting hurt!

XYZ:like i can completely curse off someone and actually mean but they dont get hurt cuz they think im just joking around!

ME:so its more like your making people accustomed to your behaviour.Your exploiting the vulnerability as much as u can becoz there is no resistance backwards??

XYZ:pretty much yeah but they dont know that!

ME:thats what i meant too

XYZ:kinda fucked up aint it??i act obnoxious cause i can get away with ..

ME: you are afraid of getting rid of it??

XYZ:do u want the brutal honest truth?

ME: yeah why not!??

XYZ:ok i think i’ve a group of friends because i get bored, other than that i have no need for friends..i have no relation to any of u..all of you grew up in a completely different environment from me..i will never understand how u people feel and the intensity of your emotions and u guys will never understand my feelings…i dont have anyone similar to me.

ME:that explains a lot!!

XYZ:for instance i hear things i dont give a shit about and pretend i care…honestly if someone is sad it doesnt concern me ,i ask if they’re ok just because the society is made up that way..if someone gets hurt i dont care unless its me..if someone is happy i dont care ,i simply piss people off because i can…….i only care about myself, i am the most important person i know,i dont care who does what or they did that, its all the stuff i listen to prevent myself from going insane in this place, its the show i play everyday,same script, just do what you have to do,i drink because im bored!!!!

ME: ok [ already dumb] but isnt it like you are trying hard to run away from something ?? may be the reality??/????

p.s : ionno what was going on in the convo except that im the one replying!!does it make any sense what xyz was talking?? or does it realli have to make some sense???

The Blues!!!

Posted in Blogroll by yojita ... on August 4, 2009

When I am not involved in most things concerning her
When I am not held in charge for what she does
When I am not really bothering about her destiny
When I am nothing but the last soul she is gonna come up to,

When we still are dramatically connected to each other, though
When things don’t seem stable enough
When they are going out of the precincts, that is
When I feel I am vulnerable and empty

So that is when I see nothing but the
Encyclopedia of emptyness buried deep in me!
That is when it keeps coming alive and
Reminding me the essence of the whole human feeling called
“Friendship” in my melancholy chambers!!

MY random diary page !!!

Posted in Blogroll, cram, freedom, general, life, love, philosophy, random, thoughts, time by yojita ... on May 29, 2009

such things are a result of  insomnia!!!i act truly jobless sometimes though i am!!i realli dunno why i posted this randomly!!270520097457

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IN A HURRY!!

Posted in Blogroll, cram, general, life, med school, random, school, time by yojita ... on May 29, 2009

IM gonna leave to my med school in 10 more min 😦
DUH!! itz gonna be wierd n happy at the same time leaving home n getting back to college n eggjams n all crap!!
i’ll miss babbling in my own space for quite sometime then!!:( 😦 😕
back to the ground actually not pavilion…shud start batting ,bouncing n whtnot!!!
LOoking forward to my Psychiatry postings!!! lol!!

i used to use blogger a while ago but then stopped n again felt like going bak:


flirting with randomness
so this is it

p.s: im in love with  the flirtiness[is tht the word??]

do visit it !!! 🙂
cheers!!
keep blogging !!

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Siesta!!

Posted in cram, fun, general, insane ways, life, random, routine, thoughts by yojita ... on May 26, 2009

I doubt how I fell asleep on the floor
In the hours of daylight!!!!
I guess the idiot box had some serious
Sedating effect on my sleeping abilities
Coz I’ve never been a morning sleeper
But this time it kinda jazzed me up after
Waking up owing to my insomniac qualities 
Felt like I missed a major part of the evening
Including the every day pani-puri  
My mommy darling was dead set against waking me up coz
She found peace n harmony in the house sans me!
Poor mother!but the dozzing off chipped in more
joie de vivre for the rest of the darkness!!
Come on letz rule the silences!!!

p.s: yea powernap!!! 😀
p.p.s: I dozzed off watching some stupid si cinemah which starred very young saif ..lolrg

Tagged !!!

Posted in Blogroll, fun, life, random, thoughts by yojita ... on May 25, 2009
  • yay!!! 🙂
    warning: asusual too long!! but its crazy enough!!
  •  

    LAST TIMES…
    1. Last beverage: lemonade

    2. Last phone call: psycho-my frend

    3. Last text message: from gees!

    4. Last song you listened to:subah subah…

    5. Last time you cried:been 2 days …

    HAVE YOU EVER...

    6. Dated someone twice: No

    7. Been cheated on? yes

    8. Kissed someone & regretted it? Yes

    9. Lost someone special?!: yea
    10. Been depressed? Yes

    11. Been drunk and threw up?  no drinking …no throwing up

    LIST YOUR FAVORITE THINGS:

    12.my passion for the things I like

    13. my profession
    14. Coffee and more coffee

                                                                      FIRSTS :

    15. Made new friends: Yes

    16. Fallen out of love: Yes

    17. Laughed until you cried:almost always!

    18. Met someone who changed you: Yes

    19. Found out who your true friends were: Yes , after loads of crap happened

    20. Found out someone was talking about you: Yes

    HAVE YOU:
    21. Kissed anyone on your friend’s list: yes :D!!

    22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: 90 % of them on Orkut/FB
    23. How many kids do you want to have: 1

    24. Do you have any pets: No…

    25. Do you want to change your name: never

    26. What did you do for your last birthday: my results were out the same day !!so partied 27. What time did you wake up today: 8:00am (vacation time!! )

    28. What were you doing at midnight last night: browsing about SEO 😀

    29. Name something you CANNOT wait for : the year 2013!!
    30. Last time you saw your father: 7 hrs ago

    31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: change is constant so I don’t bother about it much
    32. Most visited web page: www.google.com [its become my lifeline]www.facebook.com [for the crazy quizzes]

    WHATS YOUR:

    33. Passion : writing,shouting,listening,blah-blahing n staring!

    34. Nicknames: yoji,yo,yoj,jerry!

    35. Zodiac sign: Virgo

    36. Male or female or transgender : Female.

    37. Elementary: MVM

    38. School: MVM/Hyd

    39. Colleges: Narayana , NRI med college

    40. Hair color: Black / Brown

    41. Long or short: medium

    42. Height: 5. 38 ‘

    43. Do you have a crush on someone- nopes  😀

    44. Ever been in love?:  not exactly!!??

    45. Piercings: ears

    46. Tattoos? Nah!!

    47. Righty or lefty: righty

    48. First surgery: not till date 😛

    49. First piercing: while I was 5

    50. First best friend: my dad..now ,then n always!

    51. First sport you loved:running![cuz all I did was hit n run]:P…

    52. First pet : no pets please!!!

    53. First vacation: rajasthan

    54. First concert:violin by some very old musician- just Fab!!…

    55. First crush:this guy from school [?] 😛 ..

    RIGHT NOW:

    56. Eating: dark chocolate

    57. Drinking: Water on the rocks

    58. I’m about to:clean my inbox !!lol

    59. Listening to: my AC ‘s grunt!!

    60. Waiting for:my dad to come home and fall asleep,so that I can rule the silence!

    YOUR FUTURE :

    61. Want kids:?  Mm yea

    62. Want to get married? Not any sooner though yes

    63. Careers in mind? Predetermined already!!

    WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

    64. Lips or eyes: Eyes

    65. Hugs or kisses: Both

    66. Shorter or taller: taller

    67. Older or Younger: Older

    68. Romantic or spontaneous:hilarious J!!

    69. Nice stomach or nice arms:  nice brains ?:D

    70. Sensitive or loud: both
    71. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship definitely

    72. Trouble maker or hesitant:  both J

    HAVE YOU EVER :

    73. Kissed a stranger: Noo !!a stranger kissed me 😀

    74. Lost glasses/contacts:   sumtimes !!!

    76. Broken someone’s heart: yea for own good[I knw im mean here] !

    77. Had your own heart broken: nooo …

    78. Been arrested: duh :??!

    79. Turned someone down: Yes

    80. Cried when someone died:yes ..

    81. Liked a friend that is a girl? ofcourse

    DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

    81. Yourself: I do ..very much…

    82. Miracles:nopes

    83. God: nah …

    84. Love at first sight:  ahem! nope

    85. Heaven: yea!coffee-rain,AC-sweat,mom-dad n me! J

    86. Santa Claus: Hehehehee..

    87. Kiss on the first date? Stop joking ???!!!

    88. Angels: nah sounds kiddish.

    89. Devils: there is a darker side ..yea I guess…

    ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

    90. Is there one person you want to be with right now? Any random person ..lol!

    91. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? No
    92. Wanted to kill someone ever? Yeaaa,I already made a hit list :))

    93. Among you blog mates, whom would you like to kiss?nah no one !!! :p

    94. Committed a blunder and regretted later?where do my instincts go after all!!

    95. Wanted to steal you friend’s boyfriend / girlfriend?no interesting persons to steal!!…

    Associate with something you wear:

    96. White: dresses

    97. Black: jeans,shoes,sweat pants,kohl,

    98. Pink: shirts

    99. Red: red??? No red :P… yea Tee’s

    100. Posting this as 100 Truths?  Yea yea yea !!

     

    p.s : tagged by adisha